A working desk in a dark room before dawn, a half-drunk mug and a legal pad with handwritten notes and a pen laid across it

No set hours

The Market Doesn’t Close. Neither Do We.

A Wyoming investment company working stocks, IRAs, real estate and crypto — reachable at any hour, because money never sleeps.

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Where the Money Goes

01

Stocks and IRAs

Capital placed in the equity markets and in retirement accounts. Decades of investing sit behind the positions.

02

Real Estate

Property bought from a Wyoming base, with the ability to purchase in all 50 states. This is buying for the portfolio, not a brokerage.

03

Crypto

Digital assets held alongside the rest of the book. Bitcoin and XRP ride the tape at the top of this page.

04

Angel Investment and Donations

The only capital Dark Side Investments is accepting. Call and say what you have in mind.

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One Office in Wyoming.
Property in All Fifty States.

The main office sits in Wyoming. Sheridan is the home mark on this figure, and the points around it are the reach — property can be bought in all 50 states.

Office30 N Gould St 67403
Sheridan, WY 82801
SHERIDAN, WYCASPERDENVERPHOENIXDALLASCHICAGOATLANTAMIAMINEW YORKSEATTLELOS ANGELESANCHORAGEHONOLULU
The red crescent is Sheridan, Wyoming. The bone points are a sample of the reach.

We’re Only Taking Angel Investment and Donations.

If that’s you, call and say what you have in mind. Anything else, and this is the wrong door.

(307) 357-8558

No set hours

We’ve Spent Decades Reading the Markets

Dark Side Investments is an investment company built on decades in the markets. The capital moves across stocks, IRAs, real estate and crypto, and the real estate side isn’t limited to one region — the main office sits in Wyoming, and property can be bought in all 50 states.

  • Wyoming base
  • All 50 states
  • Any hour

Money never sleeps.

There are no posted hours. That’s why this page carries a live tape instead of a showroom, and why the phone is good at any hour. What we’re looking for right now is narrow, and it’s stated up front: angel investors and donations. If that’s you, call and we’ll talk.

Empty Wyoming high-plains grassland at last light, a dark mountain ridge on the horizon under a narrow amber band and deep blue-black sky, no buildings or people in frame
A phone lying face-up and lit on a dark desk at an odd hour, screen glowing pale against the wood, a set of keys and the edge

No set hours

Pick Up the Phone. Any Hour.

(307) 357-8558Call Any Hour

Tell Us What You Have in Mind

Questions, answered.

01

What does Dark Side Investments invest in?

Stocks, IRAs, real estate and crypto. Decades of investing sit behind those positions.

02

Are you taking on investors?

Angel investors and donations only — that is the whole list. Call and tell us what you are thinking about.

03

Where do you buy real estate?

The main office is in Wyoming, and the company can purchase property in all 50 states.

04

When can I reach you?

Any hour. There are no set hours here because money never sleeps. The number is (307) 357-8558.

05

Can I browse listings on this site?

No. This is not a brokerage — property is bought for the portfolio. If you have a deal, call and walk us through it.